MySpace Bloggers

The MySpace blog­gers are a fun­ny bunch
of con­tra­dic­tions far and wide
There’s some­thing aboard for evry­one
and dra­mas that just won’t slide

She hates me, no he hates ME
the crap flies here and there
there lots and lots of foot stamps
and peo­ple yelling that it’s just not fair

but in between the hyped up stuff
Sprin­kled like icing caked on top
are some real­ly inter­est­ing peo­ple
who’s sto­ries are a chal­lenge to pop

Are you in for the expe­ri­ence
or just to whinge and have a bitch
do you want to learn some­thing new
or do you just want a ball to pitch

Take it as an edu­ca­tion
a mixed bag full of var­ied tricks
and treat it with the utmost respect
or you’ll only find the bloomin’ pricks