Twas the night before Christmas when all through myspace
Not a blogger was stirring, not even at Jabs place
The blogging was done, the fingers packed away
waiting for santa, when drunk comes to stay.
Shirtless John and Joko, were snuggled into bed
Between them was Jessica, snoring off her head
Tit’s Macgee was off dreaming, of sexual misdeeds
And Stelf was plotting ways, of relationships to mislead
Then out in cyberspace, came the noise of a crash
Nip fell off Chad, in the din and the bash
Jersey ran to the window and threw it open wide
in rushed Crabby and Kate, he was carrying his bride
“It is time to party”, he yelled out real loud
and opened the doors, to the huge Myspace crowd
<b>in rushed the crew, full of rah rah and fun
followed by Rav, hiding out from the sun
Crabby stood on the table and captured the mood
There’s no drama today, just plenty of food
The beers in the fridge, the music’s on slow
Wait till nips strips, the mood will then flow
Stone Bryson was pacing, hopping up and down
Gina was watching John, on her face was a frown
Tila tequila was singing, and wiggling on the pole
Everyone laughed when she fell down a hole
Kate danced with crabby, and Chad was with Tuck
When suddenly came Santa, in a noisy dump truck
The back part was full, of gifts of all size
It was too much for jabs, his dick started to rise
Jabs hid behind Tits, but that was bad you see
Cos‘ it wasn’t very long, before tits spun to her knee
Just at that time, Stelf the elf happened past
When she saw what she saw, she grew up really fast
The crew was all happy, having a ball of a time
There were presents and gifts, it cost not a dime
Ms K Brown was on stage, telling jokes in her mic
Thank God its Myspace, no writers on strike
Jersey girl is drunk and sprouting her prose
Joko is smitten and hands her a red rose
Jessica has disappeared, with the shirtless one John
I’m sure he is giving her, a special one for “ron”
Santa sat on his chair, with Stelf by his side
Her shock is now over and taken in stride
With a blush on her face and a smile ear to ear
I think I see Santa Claus, pinching her rear
Overall the great party, is hailed a success
As Crabby kissed Kate, he jumped and professed
While Kate is my first Love, Myspace is my last
Lets always remember and never let party go past.